Radio Whispers

1. A 25 Pound Bag of Rice

Tis the season to stock up on essentials! Nothing will show your love more than a few months worth of sustenance in case things go a little sideways in the near future!

2. A Gun

What? We’re all thinking the same thing, right? I don’t like guns either, but it kinda seems like the right Christmas to stash one away in the ole garage. I mean, there’s a certain type of person who has many guns and that certain type of person is quite emboldened right now. Throw in some gun safety lessons if it will make you feel better.

3. Walkie Talkies

Gosh, those things are the best. Also, in the event of a cyber attack or a dictatorial cyberspace takeover, it might be nice to check in on your friends.

4. A Communist Manifesto

Let’s snuggle around a fire, drink hot cocoa, and dream together about the post-capitalist utopia our generation will never see.

5. Cash

Let’s be merry, but also prepared for the collapse of digital banks.